Top 10 Reasons to Vote for Mitt Romney

1.             You crave the excitement of not knowing what your president will say or do next.

2.           Women can’t be trusted with their own bodies.

3.           It’s been nine years since we invaded a Middle Eastern country.

4.          Sunrise through smog is so beautiful.

5.           Rich people don’t have enough money.

6.          You’ve never experienced a Great Depression.

7.           You’d like to see steeplechase on the White House lawn.

8.           You want to protect mass murderers’ access to semi-automatic weapons.

9.          You want to see what the Supreme Court would do with a couple more Scalias on the bench.

10.      You’re afraid that if Mitt loses, Republicans will nominate someone even crazier in 2016.

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